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Interpreting the language of your senior leadership team can be challenging. When I was a head, I was obviously never guilty of using euphemistic language, but I do know it is common.��Every school has its own unique vernacular, but here are five universal phrases to watch out for:

1. “We have some exciting times ahead!”
   The funding freeze means that we have no money and we’ll be making cuts.��And it’s likely to be a bit more substantial than reducing the number of dessert options in the canteen.
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2. “You’ve made some really helpful points in this staff meeting.”
   We only held this meeting out of courtesy as we’ve already made our decision.��
   
   
   
   
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3. “We have some really interesting students joining us this year.”
   Dig out your best behaviour management techniques and lock away anything of cursory value.
   
   
   
   
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4. “Here’s a great CPD opportunity for you…”
   I really don’t want to��rewrite the stretch and challenge policy/head up an assessment working group/mentor a PGCE student. Could you do it instead?
   
   
   
   
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5. “Sorry, I would love to meet this afternoon to discuss your difficult class, but I’ve been called to an urgent meeting at county hall.”
   Can’t stop,��there’s a buy-one-get-one-free��deal on wine in the local supermarket that I must take advantage of.
   
   
   

John Perry was talking to Nicola Davison. ��He��is an education consultant and former headteacher

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